If college football had a defining theme in September, it was that there were two obviously great teams—Alabama and Georgia—and that it was difficult to sort out everyone else. College football Week 5 (the first weekend of October) reinforced that theme. The No. 3 team in the AP Poll, Oregon, lost to an unranked Stanford, while Bama and Georgia destroyed the ranked opponents on their own plates. As the season approaches its halfway point, here’s a sampling of who came out of the weekend looking better and who didn’t.
Smart’s No. 2 Georgia Bulldogs walloped Arkansas in Athens, 37–0. It was an ideal Smart victory in that Georgia passed the ball 11 times, allowed zero points, and ensured the under hit. Smart’s happy place is to win bullyball-style games that don’t involve newfangled developments like “spread passing” and “downfield receiving threats,” even though UGA has dabbled in those spaces from time to time.
An apparent injury to starting QB JT Daniels meant backup Stetson Bennett had to step in. He’s a former walk-on who’s been entrusted with not messing up on arguably the most talented roster in college football. He has succeeded in that pursuit so far, but it would be better for Smart if Daniels returned to health quickly (and stayed that way).
Loser: Other Former Nick Saban Assistants in the SEC
Smart, a former Alabama defensive coordinator under Saban, had a good weekend. What about the other ex-Saban understudies who now have their own SEC teams? They did not. Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin, who served as Bama’s offensive coordinator from 2014–16, was on the receiving end of a 42–21 shellacking by the Crimson Tide. Kiffin attempted to convert five fourth downs and only made two of them, hastening his team’s demise—although punting probably wouldn’t have made much difference anyway.
Elsewhere, Saban’s long-ago LSU offensive coordinator, Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher, lost at home to Mississippi State, 26–22. The Aggies entered the year with plausible national title hopes, but those are now a thing of the past.
The still-unbeaten Bearcats bolstered their case to be the Group of Five’s first-ever College Football Playoff team by convincingly beating Notre Dame in South Bend by a score of 24–13. Luke Fickell’s defense was suffocating as usual, and some Notre Dame turnovers helped Bearcats QB Desmond Ridder and the offense get into the 20s against their team’s former defensive coordinator, Marcus Freeman, who now holds that gig at Notre Dame.
The Playoff selection committee will probably find a way to devalue Cincinnati and exclude it from the field even if UC wins out, but for the first time ever, there’s at least a flicker of a reason to think a non-power-conference school makes the cut. (A win over Notre Dame would be a headliner most elite G5 teams lack, as long as the Irish don’t fall apart in the back half of the season.)
But Cincy’s validation needn’t come from some suits on a committee. Anyone who watches them knows they’re serious.
Loser: Oregon
It’s celebration time in Palo Alto after Stanford upsets No. 3 Oregon in a WILD OT finish 🔥 pic.twitter.com/QAxBZCuDRF
Part of Cincinnati’s optimistic outlook comes down to the Pac-12’s lone Playoff contender, Oregon, dropping a 31–24 decision at Stanford in overtime. The Ducks have what might be the best win of any team this year—they pounded Ohio State in Columbus back in Week 2—but they haven’t looked elite outside of that. Quarterback Anthony Brown struggled in Palo Alto, and the offense never looked right with coordinator Joe Moorhead not present. (Moorhead was ill, though not with COVID-19.) The Cardinal look better than they did in the season’s first few weeks, but this still constitutes a capital-b Bad loss for Mario Cristobal and his team.
Kentucky plays Florida in football every year, and the games alternate between Lexington and Gainesville. The last time the Wildcats beat the Gators in Lexington was in 1986. What followed was a streak of 16 straight losses, but it’s over now that UK won on Saturday, 20–13. In addition to burying a persistent demon, Mark Stoops’ team is 5–0 and has a decent chance to finish second in the SEC East behind Georgia.
Here’s one team that did not bury a demon. Maryland has consistently struggled to break into college football’s upper tier. Going back several head coaches, the Terps have often started well, broken into or near the top 25, and then face-planted while trying to establish themselves as a good team. The classic of the genre is a 63–0 loss to Florida State in 2013, when the Terps were briefly ranked 25th. A close-enough remake occurred on Friday night, when the 4–0 Terps hosted No. 5 Iowa and had an opportunity to prove they’d leveled up under head coach Mike Locksley. It did not go well. Maryland passers threw six interceptions, and Iowa won in College Park, 51–14. The lesson? Never dream.
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There’s no doubt when the weather turns colder as we settle into winter, stouts take center stage. And while we enjoy all its iterations: standard stout, imperial stout, and robust barrel-aged stouts, we think this malty, chocolate-filled beer’s close cousin deserves a little respect as well. Of course, we’re talking about the oft-overlooked porter. And the best porters, oh buddy, they’ll have you rethinking your seasonal bevvie of choice.
For those uninitiated, the porter style had its genesis in England like many other iconic beer styles. It first appeared in the 1700s and is (you guessed it) named after porters—individuals tasked with transporting luggage.
A confusing origin story
“Stout is the direct descendant of porter. In the 1700s, it was common to use the word ‘stout’ to refer to a bolder, higher-alcohol version of any beer style, much in the same way we use the word ‘imperial’ today,” says Zach Fowle, advanced cicerone and head of marketing for Arizona Wilderness Brewing Co. in Phoenix, AZ. “Porter was the most popular beer of the day, and over time, “stout porter” became a popular variant. But by the late 1800s, demand for regular porters evaporated, and stout porter shortened simply to stout.”
But more has changed between the 1800s and today than just our penchant for wearing top hats. “Today, most brewers seem to market beers as either stout or porter based on vibes, rather than on any notable stylistic differences,” he says.
Specifically, porters are known for their dark, almost pitch-black color and rich, sweet flavor profile. If you were to drink a porter and a stout side by side, you might even have difficulty discerning the differences between the two.
Stout versus porter is an enduring topic of discussion in the brewing industry. “While there’s no debating the porter came first—and stout used to be called stout porter, so it was a stronger version of a porter—the lines have become very blurred over the years,” says Rob Lightner, co-founder of East Brother Brewing in Richmond, CA.
“I would venture that even among professionals, a blind taste test would often yield inconclusive results,” says Lightner.
The difference between porters and stouts
Porters tend to be on the milder, more chocolatey end of the spectrum, Lightner says, whereas stouts are typically a little stronger and more roasty. Of course, this isn’t a hard and fast rule
Fowle agrees, “Porters tend to be fruitier, sweeter, and less bitter than stouts, with cocoa and caramel flavors in balance with dark malt bitterness. And stouts are usually hoppier, drier, maltier, and more coffee-forward—and may even have a touch of acidity.”
Whether or not they fit neatly into boxes, one thing’s for sure: both make for incredible cold-weather brews.
“As the nights grow longer, drinking a light, summery beer just doesn’t seem right,” says Fowle. “Porter is the perfect style for the transition to winter: warming and toasty yet not too heavy, with flavors of coffee, chocolate, and pie crust that correspond with autumn weather and holidays.”
It’s the perfect time to broaden your repretoire. Sweet, robust, warming, and well-suited to the season, here are the best porters to drink now.
1. Deschutes Black Butte Porter
There are few porters more well-respected than Deschutes’ iconic Black Butte Porter. It’s brewed with Cascade and Tettnang hops as well as 2-row, Chocolate, Crystal, and Carapils malts as well as wheat. This 5.5% ABV year-round offering is great for cold-weather drinking because of its mix of roasted malts, coffee, and chocolate. It’s a robust, subtly sweet beer perfect for imbibing on a crisp fall night.
The key to 360-degree muscle: 90-degree eccentric isometrics. It might seem like we’re throwing a lot of geometry at you, but the concept behind time under tension (TUT) is simple, says Joel Seedman, PhD, owner of Advanced Human Performance: “Perform the lowering phase of a movement in a slow, controlled fashion, usually 3 to 5 seconds; pause in the stretched position, typically around 90 degrees; then perform the lifting phase in a powerful yet controlled fashion.” Believe us, a time-under-tension workout can humble even seasoned lifters…Eccentric isometrics are like the pressure cooker of training.
“Rather than mindlessly performing slow-tempo reps, you’re using the increased time under tension as a means to fine-tune your body mechanics and alignment, which requires more mental engagement and focus,” Seedman adds.
If you want to forge functional muscle mass and strength while simultaneously bulletproofing the joints and connective tissue, give this 10-move, full-body eccentric isometrics workout a go.
Directions
Perform the following moves as 90-degree eccentric isometrics following the above protocol. Use heavy weight, but not at the detriment of proper form. Rest 60 to 90 seconds between sets and 2 minutes between circuits. Perform once every 2 to 4 days for optimal results.
Best Time-Under-Tension Workout for Total-Body Strength
Circuit 1
A. Barbell Back Squat
Set a squat rack up with heavy weight, then grasp bar and step under it. Squeeze shoulder blades together, then stand to unrack bar and step back with feet shoulder-width apart. Inhale, hinge at hips and slowly bend knees to 90 degrees. Pause, keeping natural arch in low back, then extend through hips to powerfully stand. 3 x 4-6 reps
B. Renegade Row
Start in the top position of a pushup with hands shoulder-width apart on moderate-to-heavy dumbbells (shown). Explosively drive right elbow back to row dumbbell toward ribs while balancing on opposite hand and feet. Pause, then slowly lower weight, stopping a few inches above floor. Switch sides after all reps are done. 3 x 5 reps each side
Circuit 2
A. Dumbbell Bentover Row
Stand with feet hip-width apart, holding two moderate-to-heavy dumbbells in front of thighs, palms facing you. Push hips back and hinge torso forward so it’s nearly parallel to floor, soft bend in knees. Dumbbells should be near shins. Drive elbows back to row weights toward ribs. Pause, then slowly lower down for 3 to 5 seconds. 3 x 4-5 reps
B. Incline Dumbbell Chest Press with Legs Raised
Set an adjustable bench to a 30- to 45-degree angle and lie back with dumbbells in either hand. Engage core and lift legs off floor, flexing feet. Press weights overhead, palms in. Slowly lower to 90 degrees, staying tight and compact. Pause, then drive weights up directly over chest. 3 x 4-5 reps
Circuit 3
A. Dumbbell Bulgarian Squat
Stand lunge-length in front of a flat bench, holding heavy dumbbells in each hand by your sides, palms facing in. Rest the ball on top (shoe’s laces) of your right foot behind you on the bench. Slowly lower your body until your front thigh is parallel to the floor. Pause, then drive through your heel to stand. Switch sides after all reps are complete. 2 x 3-4 reps each side
B. Single-leg Romanian Deadlift
Stand with feet hip-width apart holding dumbbells or kettlebells. Drive right leg up, foot flexed, knee aligned with hip, making a 90-degree angle. Hinge at hips as you slowly lever your torso toward floor, lowering weights and driving right leg back for counterbalance. Hold, then squeeze glutes to reverse. 2 x 3-4 reps each side
Circuit 4
A. Pullup
Hang from a pullup bar using an overhand grip with legs extended and feet flexed. Engage lats and draw shoulders down your back, then pull yourself up until chin is higher than hands. Pause at the top, then slowly lower. Pause at bottom, then reset before your next rep. 2-3 x 4-5 reps
B. Kneeling Overhead Barbell Press
Hold a bar with moderate-to-heavy load at shoulder level with forearms perpendicular to floor. Kneel at end of bench with feet flexed to grip edge for support. Inhale, engage your core and glutes, then press the bar overhead, pushing your head forward so it passes your face, exhaling at the top. Slowly lower until elbows are at 90 degrees, then hold to maintain tension. Begin your next rep from here. 2-3 x 4-5 reps
Circuit 5
A. Dumbbell Pushup
Place hands on dumbbells (this provides greater range of motion) at shoulder width and feet wider than shoulder width with just toes touching the ground. Keep head neutral and hips high to increase tension on core, chest and tris and reduce stress on spine. Slowly lower to the floor. Stop once elbows hit 90 degrees, pause, then push up to start. 1-2 x 6-8 reps
B. Biceps Curl
Stand with feet hip-width apart with moderate-to-heavy dumbbells in each hand hanging by sides. Engage biceps to curl the weights up, keeping upper arms still. Pause at the top, then lower slowly. Don’t let arms drop all the way down to keep greater time under tension on biceps. 1-2 x 6-8 reps
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If you haven’t picked up a jump rope since elementary school, you’re missing out on a fantastic cardio workout. Not only will you burn a ton of calories in a short amount of time—200 to 300 calories in 15 minutes—but jump ropes can also improve your coordination and agility. Better yet, jumping rope doesn’t require much space, so it’s easy to do at home, and it’s often more mentally stimulating than jogging or swimming.
Choosing a Jump Rope
When deciding which jump rope is best for you, it’s important to determine what your goals are. While lightweight speed ropes are popular for cardio-focused training, weighted or drag ropes will be best for those focused on strength training.
No matter what your training goals are, we’ve got you covered with this roundup of 10 jump ropes from top brands including Crossrope, TRX, Rogue, and more.
The Best Jump Ropes of 2022
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