Conspiracies will never end… and neither will the racial disparities in the COVID era, evidently. Sigh. With the weekend upon us, it’s time to get back some Control.

But first, here’s your Q-infected week in review, in Haiku.

I do not know if
we will ever find out who
“Q” is, but I do

know this much: He will
definitely get a book
and three movie deal!

Right? Such mastery
of narrative and suspense
and real time drama. 

Come out, come out Q-
ever you are! Show us your
face, tell us your name.

It seems so silly!
Why wreck democracy if
you do not cash in?

Wishing you a fanciful yet conspiracy-free weekend.

Ellen McGirt
@ellmcgirt
Ellen.McGirt@fortune.com