Internal organ damage, broken ribs, hours to get dressed—there is such thing as doing too much for fashun and corsets are it.

Sure they look chic, but walking in these heavy and constricting floor-length hemlines is no easy task. Imagine wearing a tight, ankle-length pencil skirt and having no choice but to move at a glacial pace: no fun.

Unless you’re going for the look of an overgrown infant, this hat trend is better left for newborn babies.

Props to all the women who managed to stay afloat whilst swimming in these taffeta dresses.

Listen, I know the people of the ’30s were going through a lot of things but there was no reason to act out by wearing this tragic footwear, now better known as vintage Taylor Swift shoes.

Elegant? Yes. Practical? No. How is one supposed to indulge in finger food while wearing these?

Look, everyone loves poodles but that isn’t good enough reason to embroider them onto a skirt.

Whoever thought that multi-colored, multi-patterned tights would flatter ANY HUMAN’S legs was seriously mistaken.

Let us all be grateful in knowing that the fashion of the future never actually ended up looking like this. These metallic skin-tight pants are nobody’s friend.

Very few people can manage to pull off wearing a quilt as a skirt.

Aside from really serving no purpose whatsoever, sweater vests are truly flattering on no one.

Is it even humanly possible for someone’s calves to get chilly while working out? Please advise.

Colored leggings. Mini skirt layered on top of said leggings. Neon everywhere. The worst colored makeup in the history of makeup. 600 rubber bracelets to weight train your wrists. It all hurts so much.

When not even the founder of a fashion trend can manage to pull the look off, that’s when you know there’s a problem (Sorry, MC, you’re still great).

Just when you thought the act of sweating couldn’t get any more unappealing, this “accessory” became a thing.

Acid wash jeans began in the 1960s, but really increased in popularity during the ’80s. From punk rockers to high school queens bees, almost everyone would take bleach and dose their denim in it. Seriously, why?

Between the late ’90s and early 2000s, butterflies were all over the fashion industry and beyond. Mariah Carrey’s 1997 album certainly helped with that. From tops to hair clips to trousers, the silhouette and patterns associated with the winged insect were fluttering all over.

Proving the world doesn’t always look better through rose-colored glass.

In retrospect, these ’90s-favorite maybe weren’t so cool after all.

This was THE most impressive piece of clothing from the decade and in retrospect, we should all be a little sad about that.

Made of nylon, a material used for parachutes (hence the name), these trousers often can in loud neon colors, which made the wrong kind of statement.

Perfect for showing off your thong.