College football Week 11 featured one legacy program working hard to change a narrative about itself, another likely eliminating itself from national title contention, and another taking quite possibly the worst loss by any team this season. How’s that for drama?
As the sport barrels into the final two weeks of the regular season, here’s a (non-comprehensive) rundown of who came out of this weekend looking good and who didn’t.
College Football Week 11 Recap
Winner: Michigan
Erick All (@eallindi83) wanted it all, and he got it all. 🙌
The Wolverines beat Penn State in Happy Valley, 21–17, on Saturday. With that win, they kept themselves alive in the race for the Big Ten title and, by extension, the College Football Playoff. They’ll have to beat Ohio State in two weeks to make either of those dreams a reality, and Michigan fans can be forgiven for their skepticism: Their team has beaten the Buckeyes just once in the last 17 years. But this particular win was a big step for Jim Harbaugh’s program, which has struggled to win road games against tough opponents. Saturday’s game looked like it would get away from U of M, which allowed Penn State to tie the score late with a touchdown and a two-point conversion. A Michigan fumble deep in Wolverine territory then put PSU in position to win, but Michigan’s defense forced a field goal and the offense came through with a 47-yard touchdown.
Loser: The Big 12’s SEC-bound legacy programs
👏 @BUFootball made Oklahoma uncomfortable all game long en route to handing the Sooners its first November loss since 2014
You could make a case that either Oklahoma or Texas, the two blue bloods set to leave the Big 12 for the SEC by 2024, had college football’s worst day. The Sooners lost at Baylor, 27–14, when what had been a world-beating offense sputtered to a halt against Dave Aranda’s Bears defense. It was an understandable defeat in a vacuum (Baylor is a quality team), but the costs will be significant: OU’s first loss of the year will probably knock it all the way out of Playoff contention, given that the selection committee was already skeptical of the Sooners and had them ranked eighth with less than a month to go. The loss will also only increase the whispers about Lincoln Riley taking the open head coach position at LSU.
Yet what OU did on Saturday was less embarrassing than what its Red River rival pulled off. Texas lost in overtime at home to Kansas, 57–56, after trailing by three touchdowns at halftime and mounting a comeback that turned out to be for naught. The loss to the saddest program in the Power 5 conferences was Texas’ fifth in a row—their worst losing streak since 1956. Steve Sarkisian’s first season is now a full-on crisis.
Winner: Florida State
Here’s the 4th and 14 conversion that kept #FSU alive — what a play from Jordan Travis to Andrew Parchment: pic.twitter.com/20G7P4oXM2
The Seminoles are 4–6 and have not had the sort of comeback season coach Mike Norvell would’ve preferred. But they’ve improved a lot since starting 0–4, and a dramatic 31–28 win over rival Miami was just the kind of boost Norvell needed at the end of a mediocre season. As an added bonus, it might throw Miami and head coach Manny Diaz (whose job status has felt tenuous all year) into some uncertainty a month before National Signing Day.
The Cyclones lost to Texas Tech—a team currently led by an interim head coach—on a 62-yard buzzer-beating field goal. ISU generated a lot of preseason buzz as a Big 12 title contender, but this is the program’s fourth loss of the year, and each of them has come in painful fashion. The ‘Clones lost to Iowa by 10 (in a game they would’ve won if not for a series of bad turnovers), to Baylor by two (after blowing a lead and missing a late two-point try), to West Virginia by seven (after fumbling a touchdown away at the goal line), and now Tech (on a prayer field goal as time expired). No team has had a more painful season of squandered potential than this one.
The Aztecs moved to 9–1 and kept themselves in competition in the Mountain West’s West division by winning a tough game against Nevada, 23–21. SDSU’s Matt Araiza, who has put together perhaps the best punting season in football history, is also the team’s placekicker. He knocked through three field goals, including the game-winner from 35 yards with less than a minute and a half to play.
Mullen’s Florida Gators won on Saturday, technically speaking. The final score was 70–52 over Samford, an FCS team that entered with a 4–5 record. That’s not really the point, though. Florida was always going to beat a sub-.500 FCS team. Mullen needs Florida to win and also project confidence that he can right the ship amid a 5–5 season. He’s recently taken flak for not just the Gators’ on-field losses, but also for his perceived disinterest in recruiting and his inability to field the right coaching staff. (He fired defensive coordinator Todd Grantham last week, which wasn’t enough to prevent a miserable defensive effort against Samford.) Program-building in college football is a perception game, and Mullen is losing it.
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There’s no doubt when the weather turns colder as we settle into winter, stouts take center stage. And while we enjoy all its iterations: standard stout, imperial stout, and robust barrel-aged stouts, we think this malty, chocolate-filled beer’s close cousin deserves a little respect as well. Of course, we’re talking about the oft-overlooked porter. And the best porters, oh buddy, they’ll have you rethinking your seasonal bevvie of choice.
For those uninitiated, the porter style had its genesis in England like many other iconic beer styles. It first appeared in the 1700s and is (you guessed it) named after porters—individuals tasked with transporting luggage.
A confusing origin story
“Stout is the direct descendant of porter. In the 1700s, it was common to use the word ‘stout’ to refer to a bolder, higher-alcohol version of any beer style, much in the same way we use the word ‘imperial’ today,” says Zach Fowle, advanced cicerone and head of marketing for Arizona Wilderness Brewing Co. in Phoenix, AZ. “Porter was the most popular beer of the day, and over time, “stout porter” became a popular variant. But by the late 1800s, demand for regular porters evaporated, and stout porter shortened simply to stout.”
But more has changed between the 1800s and today than just our penchant for wearing top hats. “Today, most brewers seem to market beers as either stout or porter based on vibes, rather than on any notable stylistic differences,” he says.
Specifically, porters are known for their dark, almost pitch-black color and rich, sweet flavor profile. If you were to drink a porter and a stout side by side, you might even have difficulty discerning the differences between the two.
Stout versus porter is an enduring topic of discussion in the brewing industry. “While there’s no debating the porter came first—and stout used to be called stout porter, so it was a stronger version of a porter—the lines have become very blurred over the years,” says Rob Lightner, co-founder of East Brother Brewing in Richmond, CA.
“I would venture that even among professionals, a blind taste test would often yield inconclusive results,” says Lightner.
The difference between porters and stouts
Porters tend to be on the milder, more chocolatey end of the spectrum, Lightner says, whereas stouts are typically a little stronger and more roasty. Of course, this isn’t a hard and fast rule
Fowle agrees, “Porters tend to be fruitier, sweeter, and less bitter than stouts, with cocoa and caramel flavors in balance with dark malt bitterness. And stouts are usually hoppier, drier, maltier, and more coffee-forward—and may even have a touch of acidity.”
Whether or not they fit neatly into boxes, one thing’s for sure: both make for incredible cold-weather brews.
“As the nights grow longer, drinking a light, summery beer just doesn’t seem right,” says Fowle. “Porter is the perfect style for the transition to winter: warming and toasty yet not too heavy, with flavors of coffee, chocolate, and pie crust that correspond with autumn weather and holidays.”
It’s the perfect time to broaden your repretoire. Sweet, robust, warming, and well-suited to the season, here are the best porters to drink now.
1. Deschutes Black Butte Porter
There are few porters more well-respected than Deschutes’ iconic Black Butte Porter. It’s brewed with Cascade and Tettnang hops as well as 2-row, Chocolate, Crystal, and Carapils malts as well as wheat. This 5.5% ABV year-round offering is great for cold-weather drinking because of its mix of roasted malts, coffee, and chocolate. It’s a robust, subtly sweet beer perfect for imbibing on a crisp fall night.
The key to 360-degree muscle: 90-degree eccentric isometrics. It might seem like we’re throwing a lot of geometry at you, but the concept behind time under tension (TUT) is simple, says Joel Seedman, PhD, owner of Advanced Human Performance: “Perform the lowering phase of a movement in a slow, controlled fashion, usually 3 to 5 seconds; pause in the stretched position, typically around 90 degrees; then perform the lifting phase in a powerful yet controlled fashion.” Believe us, a time-under-tension workout can humble even seasoned lifters…Eccentric isometrics are like the pressure cooker of training.
“Rather than mindlessly performing slow-tempo reps, you’re using the increased time under tension as a means to fine-tune your body mechanics and alignment, which requires more mental engagement and focus,” Seedman adds.
If you want to forge functional muscle mass and strength while simultaneously bulletproofing the joints and connective tissue, give this 10-move, full-body eccentric isometrics workout a go.
Directions
Perform the following moves as 90-degree eccentric isometrics following the above protocol. Use heavy weight, but not at the detriment of proper form. Rest 60 to 90 seconds between sets and 2 minutes between circuits. Perform once every 2 to 4 days for optimal results.
Best Time-Under-Tension Workout for Total-Body Strength
Circuit 1
A. Barbell Back Squat
Set a squat rack up with heavy weight, then grasp bar and step under it. Squeeze shoulder blades together, then stand to unrack bar and step back with feet shoulder-width apart. Inhale, hinge at hips and slowly bend knees to 90 degrees. Pause, keeping natural arch in low back, then extend through hips to powerfully stand. 3 x 4-6 reps
B. Renegade Row
Start in the top position of a pushup with hands shoulder-width apart on moderate-to-heavy dumbbells (shown). Explosively drive right elbow back to row dumbbell toward ribs while balancing on opposite hand and feet. Pause, then slowly lower weight, stopping a few inches above floor. Switch sides after all reps are done. 3 x 5 reps each side
Circuit 2
A. Dumbbell Bentover Row
Stand with feet hip-width apart, holding two moderate-to-heavy dumbbells in front of thighs, palms facing you. Push hips back and hinge torso forward so it’s nearly parallel to floor, soft bend in knees. Dumbbells should be near shins. Drive elbows back to row weights toward ribs. Pause, then slowly lower down for 3 to 5 seconds. 3 x 4-5 reps
B. Incline Dumbbell Chest Press with Legs Raised
Set an adjustable bench to a 30- to 45-degree angle and lie back with dumbbells in either hand. Engage core and lift legs off floor, flexing feet. Press weights overhead, palms in. Slowly lower to 90 degrees, staying tight and compact. Pause, then drive weights up directly over chest. 3 x 4-5 reps
Circuit 3
A. Dumbbell Bulgarian Squat
Stand lunge-length in front of a flat bench, holding heavy dumbbells in each hand by your sides, palms facing in. Rest the ball on top (shoe’s laces) of your right foot behind you on the bench. Slowly lower your body until your front thigh is parallel to the floor. Pause, then drive through your heel to stand. Switch sides after all reps are complete. 2 x 3-4 reps each side
B. Single-leg Romanian Deadlift
Stand with feet hip-width apart holding dumbbells or kettlebells. Drive right leg up, foot flexed, knee aligned with hip, making a 90-degree angle. Hinge at hips as you slowly lever your torso toward floor, lowering weights and driving right leg back for counterbalance. Hold, then squeeze glutes to reverse. 2 x 3-4 reps each side
Circuit 4
A. Pullup
Hang from a pullup bar using an overhand grip with legs extended and feet flexed. Engage lats and draw shoulders down your back, then pull yourself up until chin is higher than hands. Pause at the top, then slowly lower. Pause at bottom, then reset before your next rep. 2-3 x 4-5 reps
B. Kneeling Overhead Barbell Press
Hold a bar with moderate-to-heavy load at shoulder level with forearms perpendicular to floor. Kneel at end of bench with feet flexed to grip edge for support. Inhale, engage your core and glutes, then press the bar overhead, pushing your head forward so it passes your face, exhaling at the top. Slowly lower until elbows are at 90 degrees, then hold to maintain tension. Begin your next rep from here. 2-3 x 4-5 reps
Circuit 5
A. Dumbbell Pushup
Place hands on dumbbells (this provides greater range of motion) at shoulder width and feet wider than shoulder width with just toes touching the ground. Keep head neutral and hips high to increase tension on core, chest and tris and reduce stress on spine. Slowly lower to the floor. Stop once elbows hit 90 degrees, pause, then push up to start. 1-2 x 6-8 reps
B. Biceps Curl
Stand with feet hip-width apart with moderate-to-heavy dumbbells in each hand hanging by sides. Engage biceps to curl the weights up, keeping upper arms still. Pause at the top, then lower slowly. Don’t let arms drop all the way down to keep greater time under tension on biceps. 1-2 x 6-8 reps
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If you haven’t picked up a jump rope since elementary school, you’re missing out on a fantastic cardio workout. Not only will you burn a ton of calories in a short amount of time—200 to 300 calories in 15 minutes—but jump ropes can also improve your coordination and agility. Better yet, jumping rope doesn’t require much space, so it’s easy to do at home, and it’s often more mentally stimulating than jogging or swimming.
Choosing a Jump Rope
When deciding which jump rope is best for you, it’s important to determine what your goals are. While lightweight speed ropes are popular for cardio-focused training, weighted or drag ropes will be best for those focused on strength training.
No matter what your training goals are, we’ve got you covered with this roundup of 10 jump ropes from top brands including Crossrope, TRX, Rogue, and more.
The Best Jump Ropes of 2022
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